You've Got to be Kidding !!!

Alright people right to buisness ... This team has too much talent to be in this situation !!! As a loyal Mets fan my whole life I am used to some disappointment. Even the years they played well 99,00 they were never a dominent force. Yeah we found our way into post season play but of course no championship. Then came last year. Clearly the best team in the National league early on, this continued all season. Right up until the heart wrenching game 7 of the NLCS. After officially getting over that,this season began. It was good,but different. This years team is not nearly as good as last years team. Still after staying in first all season, now we have to back our way in,if we get there at all. I know " Ya Gotta Believe " but it is getting real hard to do so. I know this team can play better and I hope it starts tonight. NO MORE FUCKING AROUND !!! This is now truely do or die !!! I don't know what Willie can do or say to rectify the situation,but the players still have to go out there and play !!! So once again I beg and plead please, LET'S GO METS !!! LET'S GO METS !!! LET'S GO METS !!! We need this weekend badly !!!

Just a friendly reminder, take Tom Brady and the Pats this weekend no matter what the spread . and Fuck the french !!!

FRANKIE DRUKS

A Secret Plot !!!

Hello everyone and welcome to the Lair !!! I must first ask " what the fuck is going on with the Mets ? " Wake the fuck up !!! Come on man I shaved again last night!!! That is supposed to work !!! Maybe I need to shave my head ??? Fuck !!! let's go Mets !!!
OK now to the topic on hand. As most of you know I am great friends with the Visitors. I'm sorry I forgot Ricky reads this. I mean the Aliens. Now, a long time ago when we all were just teenagers, I was fortunate enough to meet a few of these highly,intellegent beings. despite the common beliefs,I was not probed or proded. However they do ask a lot of questions. I mean a lot of questions ... After getting the answers they were looking for they returned me to my house. All they gave me was a secret way to contact them,should I ever need their help. Until now I have not had a major reason to call upon them. As I said till now !!! I have decided to summon them and once and for all Eliminate the french !!! I have upmost confidence that with their help I can completely rid the world of those beret wearing jerkoffs. These people hate our guts and yet everyone wants to love them. I have said it before and I will say it again and again FUCK the french !!!!! FUCK the french !!! Think about it they will never see it coming. I will call in my buddies and we will destroy those croisant eating fairies. Listen if they could just show a little back bone sometimes it wouldn't be so bad. But no they never want to take a stand unless it is against us !!! Then they have all the guts in the world. Actually not true,they are so spineless they still wouldn't take a stand. Who cares ??? Anyone who wants to help me with this feel free !!! I'm sure my visitors won't mind,not that they need my help anyway,but they may ask more questions. Well gotta go do things. There is much to prepare for ...

As you leave the Lair today please remember,when they ask you a question,never answer with a question !!! Later !!!

FRANKIE DRUKS

You'll love this one !!!

Hello everyone and welcome to the Lair !!! Today I would like to discuss "fat people" As we all know, a great man once said " fat people got no reason to smile..." oh wait that was me !!! Anyway this happens to be true. I mean let's think about it. What is going on inside their minds when they are smiling ??? Are they thinking about that next super-sized bananna split ??? Maybe its that size 18 dress that she swears she can squeeze into...(with a little help from some butter) Maybe its the thought of that salad he could have had but had 7 cheeseburgers instead. The point is most people don't have to be FAT !!! People have the tendency to let themselves go... and go... and go. Come on man how about a little exercise !!! You remember exercise right. Push-ups and sit-ups right. The funny thing is most of the fat people feel they should be given special treatment. Look, it's not my fault you can't fit in 1 seat and need 2. It's not my fault you take up the space of 3 Asian men when you walk. And it's certainly not my fault you can't walk down the stairs during a fire drill... So you get no special treatment from me. If you want to do something special try to find your toes fatty!!! Do you remember what they look like ??? Are they still there ??? Just imagine how happy the owners of the all you can eat buffets feel when you walk in. That isn't sweat they are actually crying in disbelief. So come on everyone let's all go out and find a fat person we know and try to convince them to better their lives and lose some weight... And while you are doing that please remember to tell them to Fuck the french !!! Later !!!

Beware of Fat people when leaving the Lair !!! They will eat you !!!

FRANKIE DRUKS

Hello People !!!!!!!

This is just to see if anyone still reads this thing !!! or am I just wasting my time and breath !!! I will put you in my chair if you don't read !!!

FRANKIE DRUKS

One Step Closer !!!

Hello everyone and welcome to this monday morning edition of the Lair !!! Let's start off with a big " FUCK YOU " to the jets. Now that is out of the way,more importantly,the METS lead is back to 2 1/2. After squeaking out a win in florida yesterday,and the phillies finally losing,we were able to pick up a game in the standings. The magic # is now down to 5 !!! So Let's Go Mets !!!
Now I want to know what kind of a world we live in where we give a T.V. show to a gay kid who cried to leave Briney Alone !!! You have got to be fucking kidding me !!! It is bad enough someone allowed this to be seen at all !!! but now they gave him his own show. What fucking brain dead,executive moron actually thought this was a good idea ??? I would like to find this person and beat them silly with a sledge hammer for dumbing down our society worse than it already is !!! The fact that we even acknowledge people like this idiot is why everyone else in the world laughs at us !!! Anyway talking about T.V. tonight is the season premiere of one of the true great shows on television, HEROES !!! For those of you who have not seen any episodes you are greatly missing out !!! Tonight is also Monday Night Football!!! Ricky's Tennessee Titans will try to rebound this week against the Saints in New Orleans. This is no easy game to pick but I'm afraid the Saints will edge this one out. Sorry Ricky... I hope everyone else took the Cowboys last night seeing how I passed out very early. They were getting points and destroyed the bears 34 - 10 . I told you guys !!! Alright then everyone, have a good day! Remember Fuck the french !!! and please enjoy the weather over the next couple of days !!!

Please watch out for falling rocks as you leave the Lair !!!

FRANKIE DRUKS

Something to Think About !!!

Welcome to a softer side of the Lair today !!! As I was fortunate enough to go to the Women In Need Foundation on E New York Ave. in Brooklyn this morning,my eyes were open to an extremely rough situation. Most of these women are single mothers who, for some reason or other, have nowhere else to turn. This place provides them shelter and care for their children to help them get back on their feet. After seeing this first hand I can tell you this is why we must have screenings for having children. As I have stated many time in the past,not everyone is supposed to have kids. In fact,most people shouldn't have kids. They can't even take care of themselves. Now the government is forced to open places like this and suck up money that could be used for something better. Those kids would be better off dead than living in an environment like that. Trust me I saw the staff members that work there too. Will someone please come foward and solve this issue ??? To all the liberals out there don't give me any shit about freedoms of this and that. Fuck ALL That !!! That is how we ended up in all this trouble anyway. Fuck !!! Am I really the only one who feels this way ??? Come'on man you've got to be kidding me !!! Of course,we can always Fuck the french !!!! Those cock suckers would be goose-steppin if it not for us !!!! We should go over there and put some sheetrock up on that stupid eiffle tower and finish the job...Fuckng french mother fuckers !!! I wish they would just go away !!!For good !!! And they can take their muslim ways with them, fucking frenchie fuckbags !!! Speaking of muslims Fuck them TOO !!! Every day I go downtown I get reminded of the right wing muslims. Fucking towel-head sons of bitches !!! Yeah,they kill in the name of god... Not my God !!! He pushes us to love not kill !!! So let's review what we've learned today : Fuck the crack heads who want kids. Fuck the muslims who want to kill us. And as always FUCK the french !!!!!! Just because !!!

And just for fun,you can all go fuck yourselves as you leave the Lair !!!


FRANKIE DRUKS

A WIN !!!

Good morning and welcome to the Lair !!! Well the Mets finally pulled 1 out last night snapping a 5 game losing streak. I guess someone read last night's emergency blog... The fucking phillies lost too, giving us a 2 1/2 game lead again. Time to keep the pressure on. Now, I would like to send a special "Fuck You Guys" to Ricky and TW or FW or whatever Gay name you are calling yourself this day !!! I hope you guys had fun having gay sex with each other last night. Ok back to important issues my golden lock of the week is the Cowboys getting 3 points from the bears. And just a reminder,Fuck Ricky and the other guy !!! Ok well gotta go now,enjoy the day people. And on a happy note it is F.I.T. so be happy !!
As always fuck the french and have a nice day!!!
Please take a complimentary bar of soap on your way out of the Lair ...we like clean people here !!!


FRANKIE DRUKS

Lets' Go METS !!!!!!

Ok everyone,we really need this one !!!!!!
Welcome to this special evening edition of the Demon's Lair !!!
This is a dire case of the WAKE THE FUCK UP !!! time. This team, though at times struggled, has managed to stay in 1st place all season. It would be a real screw driver in the temple,if they lose their way out of a playoff spot... Therefore this is my special : Hey Guys Let's Go!!!! Come'on man we're still behind you guys !!! Now you have to play like we know you can !!! Come'on guys support the cause !!! Let's Go Mets !!!!! Let's go Mets !!!!!! Let's go Mets !!!! Thank you to all who give your support ... Later !!!

P. S. If anyone actually knows a Mets player, please call and ask him to read this on your way out of the Lair !!!

RRANKIE DRUKS

@#%&*!!!

Ok everyone, welcome to the Lair !!! Hold on to your socks, this could be a wild ride !!! I have reached my boiling point with everyone !!! Here we go ... I don't know why Asian men are so fucked up ?!?! I mean come on...these are supposed to be the smartest people in the world ??? Well then people let's start acting like it !!! For someone so fucking smart they always look so fucking LOST !!! Please someone teach them how to walk in a straight line. And stop taking pictures !!! They are only buildings,in a few years from now they are still gonna be buildings !!! Next on my hit list are the people who stand to the left on escalators. Everyone knows you stand to the right. The left side is for non-lazy people. Those of us who have a purpose in life and a place to go. So please stay to the right and get out of everyone else's way !!! Now here's a little something for all the parents out there. Did anyone ever stop to think " hmm maybe I shouldn't be a parent" Let me tell you the answer to this is NO !!! For some reason everyone thinks they will make a good parent,then your child runs over my foot with a suitcase twice its size and nearly falls into the street and gets killed. Having a child requires more than just wanting one. You must be capable of looking after this child. AT ALL TIMES !!! This child is your responsibility !!! So stop window shopping,stop bullshitting,and for God's sake please put down the damn phone and pay attention to your fucking kid who just caused a near catstrophe !!! If it were up to me: people would have to go through extensive questioning and backround checks before given permission to have a child. If that permission were granted a 2 child limit would be placed on every family to ensure population control. It is time to wake up people... this world is greatly over populated and we need to start thinking about this stuff. And just for arguement sake Fuck the French !!! Just because they deserve it !!! I gotta run. Stay tuned for more hot topics with yours truely. Later.

There are a great deal of boobie traps out there... Please be careful leaving the Lair...

FRANKIE DRUKS

I'm Back !!!

Let me take the time to welcome everyone back to the Lair !!!
Sorry for the lapse,but yours truly has been swamped with work and home related issues. Just to make sure I'm still with the loop Ricky and TW are still gay right !!! Just kidding !!! Really though, on a seriuos note, I would like to send congrats to Historelli on his way to Oblivian, I'm sure he knows what I mean. In the words of the late Freddie Mercury "another one bites the dust !" Ricky has had a great deal of success against myself with this year's Maddden( apperently I taught you tooooo well !!!) Now on to bigger and better things.
The sports world can go FUCK itself the way things are going. Aside the fact the Mets are really pissing me off,let us not forget about all the upsets this weekend in football. Every gamblers nightmare came true this week when almost all the underdogs pulled off miracles to shove splinters under our fingernails,leaving us quite uncomfortable. It was a nice hit to the pockets. I also spent the beautiful weekend indoors nursing a cold which really had me loving life. Nuff said about that. Let us look at some happy moments as of late: Everyone's good friend O.J. has once again got his "supposed innocent" ass in trouble. Claiming he was trying to take back stuff that was his. Let's be honest we all know this is God's way of finally putting O.J. where he belongs. Actually not true. They will only put him in jail, he deserves to be six feet under !!! Tell me what kind of world we live in where O.J. is still breathing and poor Bob Ross is no longer with us. Fucked up World !!! That's what !!! Imagine a world without Happy Little Trees,Fucked up right !!! Oh well,Fuck O.J. !!!!!!!! May he rot in hell !!!
Today marks my 3 month stay at my job. Thus making me an official employee. To all my doubters who thought I would not get the job due to my appearance,you may go fuck a legless,hairless, homeless guy with cancer til you die. For those of you who believed in me I thank you for your support and well wishes. I offer the same support and wishes to you in all that you do. Finally, to all the LOFT BOYS reading this : Who is handling the christmas dinner this year ??? After all it is right around the corner !!!

Please don't take any brown acid leaving the Lair !!! Someone said it was no good !!!

We are not responsible if you do !!! Later !!!

FRANKIE DRUKS