Hello everyone and welcome to the Lair !!! Today I would like to discuss "fat people" As we all know, a great man once said " fat people got no reason to smile..." oh wait that was me !!! Anyway this happens to be true. I mean let's think about it. What is going on inside their minds when they are smiling ??? Are they thinking about that next super-sized bananna split ??? Maybe its that size 18 dress that she swears she can squeeze into...(with a little help from some butter) Maybe its the thought of that salad he could have had but had 7 cheeseburgers instead. The point is most people don't have to be FAT !!! People have the tendency to let themselves go... and go... and go. Come on man how about a little exercise !!! You remember exercise right. Push-ups and sit-ups right. The funny thing is most of the fat people feel they should be given special treatment. Look, it's not my fault you can't fit in 1 seat and need 2. It's not my fault you take up the space of 3 Asian men when you walk. And it's certainly not my fault you can't walk down the stairs during a fire drill... So you get no special treatment from me. If you want to do something special try to find your toes fatty!!! Do you remember what they look like ??? Are they still there ??? Just imagine how happy the owners of the all you can eat buffets feel when you walk in. That isn't sweat they are actually crying in disbelief. So come on everyone let's all go out and find a fat person we know and try to convince them to better their lives and lose some weight... And while you are doing that please remember to tell them to Fuck the french !!! Later !!!
Beware of Fat people when leaving the Lair !!! They will eat you !!!
FRANKIE DRUKS
9 comments:
I found a fatty in Micky D's made him order the salad (even paid for him) told him it was for the best... Felt great to help the man, but I swear as soon as I left the fat fucker went up and bought 2 double cheesburgers and supersized it with a diet coke no less....
and no that fatty wasn't me....
fuck the french fries!!!!
Of course !!!
LOL - this was one of your funniest blogs yet. Thanks for the laugh today - I really needed it. I can see a little overweight - there have been reasons but the size of the chics in your picture - and in effin bikinis no less - COME ON! I agree with you.
Hahahaha! Frank, you are so classic, I can't even take it! Def my fave blog so far!
By the way - the chic on the right looks like a model (fat one at least) next to the other three - haaaaaaaaaa!
Yeah huh ???
NOT
I think the Mets should sign those four lovely ladies to their pitching staff!! They would be better than whoever they got throwing in the pen now!!
you may be right Historelli !!! You may be right !!!
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