A Secret Plot !!!

Hello everyone and welcome to the Lair !!! I must first ask " what the fuck is going on with the Mets ? " Wake the fuck up !!! Come on man I shaved again last night!!! That is supposed to work !!! Maybe I need to shave my head ??? Fuck !!! let's go Mets !!!
OK now to the topic on hand. As most of you know I am great friends with the Visitors. I'm sorry I forgot Ricky reads this. I mean the Aliens. Now, a long time ago when we all were just teenagers, I was fortunate enough to meet a few of these highly,intellegent beings. despite the common beliefs,I was not probed or proded. However they do ask a lot of questions. I mean a lot of questions ... After getting the answers they were looking for they returned me to my house. All they gave me was a secret way to contact them,should I ever need their help. Until now I have not had a major reason to call upon them. As I said till now !!! I have decided to summon them and once and for all Eliminate the french !!! I have upmost confidence that with their help I can completely rid the world of those beret wearing jerkoffs. These people hate our guts and yet everyone wants to love them. I have said it before and I will say it again and again FUCK the french !!!!! FUCK the french !!! Think about it they will never see it coming. I will call in my buddies and we will destroy those croisant eating fairies. Listen if they could just show a little back bone sometimes it wouldn't be so bad. But no they never want to take a stand unless it is against us !!! Then they have all the guts in the world. Actually not true,they are so spineless they still wouldn't take a stand. Who cares ??? Anyone who wants to help me with this feel free !!! I'm sure my visitors won't mind,not that they need my help anyway,but they may ask more questions. Well gotta go do things. There is much to prepare for ...

As you leave the Lair today please remember,when they ask you a question,never answer with a question !!! Later !!!

FRANKIE DRUKS